“After placing Laika in the container and before closing the hatch, we kissed her nose and wished her bon voyage, knowing that she would not survive the flight.”
Rest in peace space pupper.
a good girl a best girl a girl who deserved better.
“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”
You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.
Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.
I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.
“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date.
On one hand, when my wife was delivering my son I was freaking the fuck out in my head watching it go down, but I also knew that I needed to remain as calm as possible to not add to an already stressful situation. So I did my best to calm my nerves and be as supportive as I could be for my wife. So I kind of get how calm the dad is here.
But on the other hand. Holy fucking shit. They both handled this super fucking well. Kudos to dad and definitely a huge fucking kudos to mom. These people are fucking champions.
